Tuesday, August 15, 2006

shameless posting which i'm sure to regret

I'm doing what Hickteeth threatened! This will either up the readership or send everyone running for the hills!

The purpose of this post is not to post gratuitous pictures of me in a bikini (although isn't that what the internet is for?!) No the purpose of this post is to share with you my INTERNET BATHING SUIT SHOPPING EXPERIENCE - Yup, the bathing suits pictured below were all purchased online and shipped to my door. (I think 2 more are supposed to arrive) Anyhow, sick of going to the store and not finding things to fit I took matters into my own hands. I love the green and yellow one. It makes me feel like aqua woman! The pink/purple one, not to sure about. I think I'm going to return it. Pink is not really my color and I prefer a fuller coverage bottom. (or perhaps I should say the people I may meet in public would prefer to see me in a fuller coverage bottom!)


























NOTE: No retouching has been involved with these photos. However hands have been strategically places, Fat has been stretegically streched by hands and lighting has been dimmed to hide cellulital patches.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they're BOTH quite nice. I like the James Bondness of the first one, but I like the cut of the second one better: the straplessness of the top and the front of the bottom; it's more bikini'ish, less Bat-Utility-Belt-Going-On-An-Underwater-Rescue-Mission. Mind you the green and yellow one does the cleavage good and it's a stand-out number, you know? Still... I'm partial to the pink one. You could go either way I think. :)

4:24 AM  
Blogger Ms. M said...

Mme S! You look great in a bikini don't worry about the covering and the stretching. I think the pink one offers enough coverage on the buttural area. I like the top too- fun, funky, nice pattern-- keep it!!

the first is fun and sporty. great choice--- unique and hot!

I can't believe you purchased bikinis online--- I wouldn't have the nerve! And, you are allowed to return them!! wow-- the company who sent it to you has some nerve too!! Haha!!

Keep em both, honestly, I wouldn't return the pink one.

7:11 AM  
Blogger Madame Shenanigan said...

ha ha - you wouldn't say I look great if you saw some of the 'real' photos, it's quite amazing what you can do with a camera. The pink one is going back sorry to say and I don't have quite enough shamlessness to post the reason why! (maybe if i have a drink or two) But don't worry I still have a coca one and an aqua one coming.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What site did you get the awesome bikinis of awesomeness from?

I like them both but trust your judgement regarding the pink one. Still the can't-tell-you-why-I'm-returning-it makes me wonder... why?!?

Can you believe I've never even owned a bikini?

I need to hang out with you ladies more....

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you believe that I have never owned a bikini? HAHAHAHAAH!
i love the Aqua Woman one! LOVE it. The pink: i like the colour and pattern, but not the shape. dips too low in the front bottom, and i don't like the "string around the neck from the centre" of the top. not flattering to the bazonkas. i know this is moot as it's been returned.

7:08 AM  

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